For those of you who prefer to use your indoor voices, this crew is the same as the other but the message has been toned down for your taste. Still, this piece will provoke conversation.

This American Apparel crew-necked sweater is made out of California fleece which, opposed to typical synthetic fleece, is made out of 100% extra soft ring-spun combed cotton. It's pre-washed to minimize shrinkage and is breathable yet extra thick for warmth.

• 100% California fleece cotton
• Raglan sleeves
• Crew neckline
• Made in the USA, sweatshop free